knock-knock joke

noun

plural knock-knock jokes

: a formulaic joke that begins with the words "Knock knock" in imitation of someone knocking on a door

Note: The standard pattern of a knock-knock joke calls for a response of "Who's there?", a cryptic reply identifying the knocker, a further response repeating the name of the knocker followed by "who?", and a final joking reply typically featuring a pun or play on words.

William Cole … is a perpetrator of, and authority on, the knock-knock joke. "Knock-knock jokes are basically puns, that's all, and you've got to have a feel for the ludicrous," he says. …. he considers the following to be his best creation: "Knock knock." Who's there? "Amaryllis." Amaryllis who? "Amaryllis state agent. Wanna buy a house?"

—Glenn Collins

Big Bird to audience: "You're having fun, right? Okay, let's do a knock-knock joke. Knock knock." Audience: "Who's there?" BB: "Ya." Audience: "Ya who?" BB: "See, I told you you were having fun." Groan if you like, but it's a hoot to a 4-year-old.

—Steve Parks

Examples of knock-knock joke in a Sentence

Recent Examples on the Web

And what better way to greet your relatives than sharing a punny one-liner or knock-knock joke? These 100 Turkey Day jokes will keep your cousins laughing far after the food is gobbled from the table: Thanksgiving jokes How does Thanksgiving always end? —Clare Mulroy, USA TODAY, 18 Nov. 2024

People! Knock-Knock Jokes for Teens A classic knock-knock joke never disappoints. —Fiona Tapp, Parents, 5 Nov. 2024

Prince William's knock-knock joke at his latest engagement came with a playful comment about comedian Jack Whitehall, continuing their yearslong banter! —Janine Henni, Peoplemag, 26 Apr. 2024

Here are 10 Valentine's Day knock-knock jokes with family-friendly appeal. —Fiona Tapp, Parents, 24 Jan. 2024

Funny One-Liners for Kids Whoever invented knock-knock jokes deserves a no-bell prize. —Kelly O'Sullivan, Country Living, 29 Aug. 2023

Unlike knock-knock jokes and other jokes for kids, whose purpose is primarily laughter, riddles are designed to get the mental cogs moving, which can help teach your kids to become deeper thinkers. —Rebecca Norris, Country Living, 28 July 2023

The beach softball tournament is most noted for its first weekend ribald atmosphere, complete with team names not fit for a family newspaper and a Miss Emerson contest named after risqué knock-knock joke. —Don Norcross, San Diego Union-Tribune, 24 July 2023

Why are there not any knock-knock jokes about America? —Kelly O'Sullivan, Country Living, 1 June 2023

Word History

First Known Use

1936, in the meaning defined above

Kids Definition

knock-knock joke

noun

ˈnäk-ˈnäk-

: a punning joke beginning with the lines "Knock, knock." "Who's there?"